PETER HITCHENS: I wish I wasn't a tourist. I hate the word. If Spanish locals sprayed me with water pistols, I'd see ...
I hate being a tourist. I know that, if I go to Paris or New York City, I become this awful thing. And I am secretly ashamed of what I do. If locals were to demonstrate against me, as they have against tourists in Majorca, or spray me with water pistols, …