When a drunk started yelling at a police detective who was conducting a press conference outside the police station in Albury, Australia, the officer immediately walked over to the man, grabbed him by the shirt and walked him into the lockup. He was issued a criminal infringement notice for offensive language and fined $500.
OH, GOD! YES! YES! OH, YES! … A 49-year-old woman and her 26-year-old boyfriend have been the focus of complaints in New York City for their loud sex. The complaints stem from their practice of making love in their fourth-floor Brooklyn apartment with the window open. Neighbors claim the noises they made woke them up at all hours of the night. They have since decided to close the window.
BUT THEN AGAIN, NOBODY’S PERFECT … A man who murdered his wife and a woman who murdered her husband got married in a prison in rural western Nepal where both are serving their sentences. They said they tied the knot because they didn’t think they would find anyone else who would be willing to marry them.
NO, THAT’S JUST A COINCIDENCE, OFFICER … A man was arrested for burglarizing a home in Cocoa, Fla., after he left one of his shoes at the scene of the crime. Police found the matching shoe when they searched his car.
CAN SOMEBODY WATCH MY STUFF? … A man seeking medical help went to the emergency room in Lakewood, Colo., carrying a trash bag full of marijuana.
NOT SO FAST, BUB! … A man hooked a fish out on Rathbun Lake in Appanoose County, Iowa, but, as he was pulling it into his boat, a “huge” water snake vaulted out of the water, latched onto the fish and stole it away.
UH, NO, IT’S NOT MINE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? … A man was arrested after a bag of heroin fell out of his pocket in Lucky Lil’s casino in Great Falls, Mont.
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! … A man who ran from police when they arrived at his Plainfield, Conn., apartment to serve him with five warrants fled to a vacant unit on an upper floor. The cops found him hiding under a pile of laundry.
WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD … A drunk stumbled into an unlocked home in Timberlea, Nova Scotia, in the dead of night, made himself a snack and fell asleep on the couch. When the homeowner woke up at 3 a.m. and found him there, the drunk was charged with being unlawfully in a dwelling-house, and three counts of breach of probation.
OK, CLIMBING IS EXTRA, MISTER … A man who was caught using a ladder to sneak into the football stadium at Louisiana State University with a prostitute has been charged with solicitation and unauthorized entry into a place of business.
THEY JUST MAKE ME FEEL SOOOOO SPECIAL … Police in Tokyo arrested a 61-year-old deliveryman for stealing 1,000 sets of ladies undies. He admitted that he had been pilfering the lingerie from clotheslines as he made his rounds through the city for the past 20 years and enjoyed wearing them.